I don’t have a Christmas Tree (boohoo), but I’m going to put a few decorations up soon. Fortunately, I get to spend Christmas at The Joint with my family and I just KNOW there’ll be a tree there. A real tree.
I was booting around on Etsy and found some cute (and odd) ornaments. Santa Squid, Bacon and Eggs, Kenny Ketchup, a fish loving fisher’s Trout and my personal favorite (and would decorate my whole tree with if I had one): Mushrooms.
But the one thing I DO have for Christmas is my National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation DVD. I’ve already watched it twice this season and will more than likely upgrade that number to 10 or so by Boxing Day.
Todd: Hey Griswold. Where do you think you’re gonna put a tree that big?
Clark: Bend over and I’ll show you.
Todd: You’ve got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold.
Clark: I wasn’t talking to you.