An update for all you who are riveted to the continuing story of the coronavirus… she’s moving fast. My nose has been officially dedicated as… The Fountain of Snot. My neck feels as though I have been pulling a jet plane across the tarmac… with my forehead. My mind is almost ready to set sail… [...]
the dreaded coronavirus. my face feels like it’s about to explode. my body aches like i have been tumbled around in the dryer all day. i get dizzy and nearly fall down everytime i run to the kleenex box.
More Miss Istie tales from Australia… “We were told by the skipper that we were only allowed one 1 minute shower a day! I thought he was joking! Also, we had to wear stinger suits in the water because of the jellyfish but we weren’t allowed to wear them in the boat or else we’d…”
I was hoping she would put them all together.
im no normal ho, im a ho down on the farm. Doesn’t that just make you cringe, to open that email. Funny subject line = not always funny content.